STOP PRESS: ACTION MAN TO LOSE BPA RATINGS

BPA insiders say that Action Man is in line to lose his BPA ratings. The iconic alpha male apparently upset the Civil Aviation Authority's parachuting regulator Tony Butler by asking him to produce his qualifications. Action Man had already incurred the wrath of the CAA when he suggested that CAP 660 ought to be printed on toilet paper. Dennis the Menace told BPA Watch: "I don't give a monkeys what the BPA or the CAA or all the rest of the alphabet spaghetti gang say! Action Man will be parachuting from my bedroom window for as long as I have any say in it. My mum says they're all shysters with the morals of backstreet money sharks. If only half this blog is true, they should all be in jail!".