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STOP PRESS: BPA'S TONY BUTLER LOSES LICENCE

Word reaches BPA Watch that BPA ghost supremo known as Tony Butler is to have his driving licence withdrawn by DVLA on the grounds that he is not human. 

The reported ban will be hard on the skydiving alien who has developed a taste for Bentley Coupés with personalised numberplates as long as they are paid for by BPA members.

As the CAA's designated parachuting regulator, our extraterrestrial imposter might be able to persuade the CAA to issue him with a limousine and chauffeur.

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